Crete is nice. I stayed off the internet so as not to ruin my karma. Andrey bought an internet smart card at the hotel, but he wasn't happy with the speed and rode off to a village internet café on the pathetic little bike I'd rented. He left the card with me.
TaskManager is disabled by admin policies, but the wonderful taskkill command isn't. So my internet is now free and unlimited, even though I don't need it.